How do we know your luck is going to turn around?

Just. No.

It’s something, but English is not one of them.

Thank you.

Why is Fancy Kristin not doing this article?

Good played. Or well played. Take your pick.

That was exactly 30 days before I knocked my wife up.

Is it possible to use spellcheck at all?

HJ75 FTW.

Sounds like Kristy was a proper Universary of Buffalo under grad.  Smoked Newport’s like there were going out of style and a tramp but not good in bed.

I’d rather the steak, thank you.

Sounds like your bank account is a “bitch” version of a supercar owner’s bank account.

Side blades while unique were fugly.

Counter-Counterpoint:

This is the meme nobody knew they wanted, but now they cannot live without.

Fuck. Ohio.

Holy shit! The have 4 tires too! I-Fucking-dentical

Now only if Ford would do as they did with the Fox body and make a Saloon variant.

Then why don’t you start a podcast?

Obviously I read that in James May’s voice.