You bastard. I can’t deal.

Tell me how tractor pulling raises the tide off all boats?

Spoiler: @1:12 FORD THUNDERBIRD TURBOCOUPE! Colorado plates! It lives!

Found Officers Ride Dead?

Well played.

Yeah I was like yeah cruise ships are all about convenience... passwords? Wait what the fuck do passwords have to do with cruise ships?

Mix ‘em. Awesome.

So if it goes longer I assume three things:

At 6:30 this video turns into an 90 second infomercial for Dashlane!

Fuck the Xterra. Are you kidding me?

Some people just can’t take the honesty.

Also this.

Let me see you unpack, layout groundsheet, set up, stake, takedown, dry off, pack up in 5 minutes.

Good luck finding a manual. And if you do I’ll fight you.

I call and raise.

As if I needed another reason to move to Austin.

Ran when parked.

That’s the first Limo that truly looks better than the original. The extended length makes up for the original proportions.

Username shoulda been SlickRock.

That belt line was horrific yet the designers managed to go next-level travesty with the greenhouse.