Left lane gonna left lane, ya know.

Now with citation booklet!

Ahhh the good ‘ol ABQ Interchange.

I’d crash that so fast The Grand Tour producers would be calling me.

Dude. Easter Jeep safari and you stay for how long?!!!

Jeeez.

Not if you’ve got an Icon stage 4 lifted FJ Cruiser on 33s. I lived 5 miles off paved and it was a blast. All those people I passed though... yeah they certainly didn’t like creeping along at 15 mph when could manage above quadruple that.

Were the gerbils in the engine compartment all vaping in sync?

Youre just as blind as the other FF. Rossi was willing to lose everything. Put it all on the line. That’s respectable.

I once almost got ticketed in Albuquerque for riding home at night in the bike lane with little to zero reflectors. Cop was like I don’t want to have to scrape you off the pavement.

1st Gear-WTF?

If it comes with any, that means it’s actually only allowed to shift out out of neutral when you’ve got headphones on.

Yeah. A big bag of dicks.

I love me some KOH.

SR-71 > Donuts

As if to prove my point.

I’m not a golfer, but I like donuts because I always get a hole in one.

I guess I’m acclimated to the multiples getting run over.

So when they drain the batteries how will they get the cars down?

Nah, I hear he’s all charged up and positively electrified to be in the running.