After a verbal survey, it seems many call it soccer baseball here which has made me angrier

I mean...Look, I’m 35, and I can tell you right now if I had the opportunity to flip a button and only battle other people in muh online gamez who were my age or older? I’d flip that bitch in a second.

Wouldn’t you?

30 IS senior for CS Pros. I’ve seen the videos. I’ve got a job and a wife, man. Ain’t nobody but…

Perhaps it’s 3-1 lead poisoning.

So, I actually like the playcalling a lot... But JESUS, have the guy slide once he gets the 1st Down!

you go to a junior collenge

He’s a good teen

Vigilante teen is a good teen.

Holy shit, I’ve never heard of someone managing to mangle BOTH knees at once like that. That’s horrible... here’s hoping for as speedy and complete of a recovery as he can get.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

At this point, my steam account is worth more money than my car. My son is looking forward to getting it in the will. You’re not helping Grayson.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.

You mock but that’s how me and my wife met. We were both at a Podiatry convention in St. Kitts and, after my customary 75 backstroke laps to start my day, I got out of the pool and grabbed my commemorative Batman Forever beach towel only for our hands to meet as she reached for the same one. We laughed over the…

I’m just happy there’s finally a winning Euro team that looks like me

When are the big companies and USOC going to learn to just let it go? I’ve never heard of Oiselle but good for them for sponsoring some of the lesser known athletes. The big companies let a winner slip through their grasp so now nobody can celebrate the athlete’s success? I probably am not the market for Oiselle, but…

As far as Calvins on Sunday, he is only second to Hobbes for bringing a paper tiger to life.

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Him x 17m right now.

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