Sounds less like a bad [genius...more] like an EEEEEVIL Genius.

Wow I am shocked at some of the Gizmodo community's response to this. I expect more. From some of these posts, you'd think I was reading Deadspin.

Anyone know why it says to buy olive oil in tin cans and not glass??

This product is going to be HOT!

The answer to today's headline is "carefully".

I grew up in Houston, but 11 years ago moved to the midwest (Iowa, then later, Chicago) and have gone through quite a few coats in that time. Either because a coat broke, or I got tired of the style, or a combination therein. I could not have been happier with the last two LL Bean jackets I've had. Warm. Well fit.…

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

I'm no expert and am generally always learning something in every article on this site...I cannot identify many of them. But, BUT, I'm pretty sure the one that says "Windows 2000 Professional" is....Windows XP?

Malort. Malort. Malort. Without a doubt. Malort. Horrible. Hard to find, but lucky me(!) was gifted a shot at a bar in Chicago as part of a comedy show. The joke was on me. Absolutely the worst liquor I've ever tried. It seems as though it's horribleness is part of it's charm. Look it up. Or see for yourself here:

I can't link to, or find on Target's website the Kindle keyboard 3G deal. Any links to? Or do I have to go in person on Friday?

Is that Superman or The Wolverine? jeeeeeez.

Your magnetic personality?

Who asks for "illegal drugs"? This guy is obviously a narc.

This is only if you have Cloud turned on right? I'm in the same boat. If I turn on Cloud and take this advice about iMessage, what about Apps and Picture downloads?

I see this being a very hilarious plotline to an upcoming "Modern Family" sketch involving Sophia Vegara. It's not like the producers are shy about promoting Apple (see Phil and the iPad episode).

Vote: ESPN Scorecenter

ive actually found the best shortcuts use the least amount of letters possible. so for "how are you?" i just use "hhh". for "what the fuck" i just use "fff". for "i love you" i use "iii". yes those are actually the first ones i programed and the ones i probably use most. okay?

I got the impression that he wasn't being escorted here, but rather, was doing that invisible trick he did like when he visited Thor and attempted to grab the Hammer without anybody detecting him. No?

The only reason I watch Netflix online is because their movie selection SUCKS! Bring on Blockbuster.

Oh. Is that like a 4Square thing? Okay- who's the damn mayor of O'Hare? Is it still Daley?