A still-unsolved mystery: Where did Lady Gaga go after finishing her performance by leaping from the stage and catching a football? Maybe she’s falling still...

Lane Kiffin does a great impression of Philip Seymour Hoffman doing an impression of Lane Kiffin.

No where near as fun and positive as this gem:

My fellow commenters never star my shit. It isn’t because it isn’t funny, it’s because you all are a bunch of bad teammates. I’ve gone to management repeatedly about this and they kept saying who are you? And please stop talking to us. Magary just sent me a link to his book and HamNo just yelled unions repeatedly. It…

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

I don’t understand why Crowder has a problem with it. It’s nothing personal. Boston fans just likee players like Heyward. Those sort of Larry Bird, Kevin McHale, John Havlicek types. You know, with that Bob Cousy determination and Dave Cowens fight.

nah

Some perspective on how historic this is:

They turned his legs into linguine.

“When America sends its NFL teams, they’re not sending their best.”

Cubs fans are just 4 wins away from realizing that one championship in 3 generations doesn’t change the fact they live in a city that’s 105 in the summer, 25 below in the winter, and where your kid has a decent chance of getting shot in the head going to school

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

St. Louis, so you are right!

Please please Mark Cuban. I’ve never asked you for anything. This is all I want.

We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

Ireland vs. Georgia? They need to stop these UEFA vs SEC friendlies.