150 minutes straight of wanking? He’s got issues and should see a therapist. Also, stock in Lubriderm.

•Shortest session time: 5 minutes

Fuck you Kinja.

As a Portland fan, this was just too much. That first air ball three he shot was just so exciting. It gave me fleeting hope that he wasn’t going to be ready for this game. I was just hoping against all hope that he was back too soon and that we could make this a three game series. I told my roommate before overtime…

This seems like it would have been a great chance to just say nothing. I can’t conceive of a possible statement that makes Barron or PSU look good.

Where is he buried? I have to take a piss.

Never wish rape on anyone.

Prison rape is a problem because the victims are usually just “weak” prisoners being taken advantage of. I personally don’t think Sandusky deserves to live out the rest of his life in relative comfort even if it’s in prison after being free for 70 years considering what he did to those kids.

If your alma mater trumps child rape, then you’re fucked in the head.

I’m a PSU grad and I don’t get that at all. It’s shameful.

If anyone saw the film Spotlight, based on the Boston Globe’s investigation of the decades of abuse covered up by the Catholic fucking church, none of this should be a surprise. The absolute crushing blow is at the end of the film when they list the cities that have had priests charged with molestation and the list…

Oh, please. It was a dumb school you went to for four years, not some sort of permanent death pact you signed on for. If a scandal like this came out at my school, I would say fuck them all.

How come the next words out of that coach's mouth weren’t, “you wouldn’t believe what I just saw, I fucked Jerry up and I’m going to the cops.” Did this dude witness rape then go and watch film?? What the fuck?

How do you line up re: kids on the lawn?

...look at these people losing their shit over an 8:30 start time. Are you 90 years old?

Hey schmuck, try living on the east coast where this game didn’t start until a quarter to 10. The first OT didn’t start until after 12:30AM. Some of us have these things called jobs, which makes it utterly ridiculous for us to stay up until 2 am watching hockey before getting up just 3-4 hours later to get ready to go…

Bullshit. No one outside of 20 people is watching more than one game a night.

The lady is not Travis’s sidepiece, she’s his fiancée.

You are only allowed to respond in the form of a meme.

No, and if somebody wants to go into a restroom with nefarious purposes, there are already laws against sexual assault, etc., and another law isn’t going to stop them. Bathroom bills only make criminals of transgender people.