This week in Deadspin headlines I didn’t understand until college.

Or maybe, and I’m just spitballing here...

Yeah, I love masturbating and don’t care who knows.

Who jerks off for 150 minutes? Jesus.

Nope.

Jerry West over Kobe?

Jimmy is a max player who will never be the best player on a title team.

Just wait until the Cubs win. You thought Boston fans were bad.

Julianne, between this and your comment about the Above the Rim soundtrack earlier....I haven’t had these feelings in quite a while.

I was shopping for a present for my son, who is 2 and obsessed with bouncy balls.

Umm....

Why the fuck would someone leave the Arizona basketball job for Pitt?

What about some of the new additions? Todd Frazier, Brett Lawrie, Mat Latos, Jimmy Rollins.

Ground Round was awesome. I would eat two bowls of popcorn before our food even came. My parents rarely wanted to go there, so I’m guessing the food sucked in reality.

“But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!"

I just wrote the same. The guy is usually so smart, but it lends credence to what Greg calls a “blind spot.”

It’s very difficult for me to reconcile the respect I have for Spencer Hall with the fact that he read this story at least once and didn’t stop it, vacation or not. Speaks to his blind spot as well, as Greg put it.

They would not sweep the 90 Pistons. No fucking way.

Shaq was fouled every time he went up and said fouls were called about 10% of the time because he was so big and powerful.

I feel bad for Spencer. He’s the best. I wonder if he was one of the editors mentioned that strongly fought this piece.