jmbrandt
J.M. Brandt
jmbrandt

Pssst. I, Robot was by Asimov. Unless you’re being ironical.

I predicted as much. We wanted al a carte so we didn’t have to pay $7 a month for all the stupid ESPN channel add-ons, and now we get various $10 a month channels for (maybe) stuff we want to watch.

On the one hand, fuck you Disney. On the other hand, I’m 100% going to end up paying for this because I have tiny children and they will not suffer Moana to leave their TV.

We wanted al a carte. We weren’t prepared for just how many cartes there would be.

I think I speak for all of us when I say: Oh come the FUCK on!

Muppet Treasure Island is a work of modern fucking art.

Hearing someone shout “POWER STONE” makes me sad.

Portable Skyrim. I was very excited to see that.

Good ole Nintendo, they never learned after releasing the Nintendo Cuck in 1994...

You know.

This is for real, since joining the these guys I have seen shit that will make you turn WHITE!

“If somebody asks you if you’re a god, you say yes!”

I waffle between which one is my favorite depending on my mood, but there’s a really strong argument for Winston.
- He’s the everyman perspective that balances out the idiosyncrasies of the others.
- He recognizes that the surge of paranormal could be the apocalypse, because where the others are focused on little

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