Look at that chart, over a million people bought a Mitsubishi! Over a million people with bad credit...

24% isn’t much when they only sold like, 4 cars last year.

You can thank the pedestrian protection standards for this and many badly styled new car front ends. Considering they’re only designed to help in low speed collisions, under 24MPH iirc, they operate in the same region where personal responsibility of the person on foot should be all the protection needed. Sleek…

Looking at their current lineup, Mitsubishi posting  the biggest sales gain of anyone should be a worrying sign of recession.

The whole site has been borked lately.  I click a star for someone, doesn’t mark.  I make a reply, move on, it tells me that I will lose my comments if I leave the page.

Can we address the bigger issue here? Can we stop with the recommended/recent videos auto playing on every single page?

digitalised and connectivity-oriented interior world, its assisted driving features and its online-based functions and services

its NOT. She’s wearing a bolero hat, her polka-dot halter, hot pants and knee-high pleather boots are much more ‘60s Wrecking Crew that any Soviet bloc apparatchik damsel could ever hope to wear. And look at those hippie appliques on the front, side, and rear windows ... this is a Velvet Revolution kind of…

If they made an EV version I’d spend at least one night a week just creeping up behind people and putting on the headlights/illuminated grill like:

Send up the Torch signal. This needs to be on Jason Drives. 

Tears it up.

I mean, ok, maybe I have a big ol’ beard, and I care a little too much about craft beer and local farm-to-table restaurants, and I have a Vespa, and I listen to Cambodian surf rock sometimes, and I have a collection of vinyl records and vintage electronics...

David Tracy would protect you.  

On a scale of 1-10, how much of a pummeling would I receive if I bought one and took it to the Jeep-fest at Moab?

If you live in Portland, you need practical, strong, and quirky. A little Soviet heritage doesn’t hurt, either.

I’d slap some exhaust flappers on it and call it a day! Pour some diesel in it and roll coal on some snowflakes! (/s except the flappers part)

Here’s a used 2003 postal vehicle, current bid $500, and more importantly for a brewery, IT HAS A MOTHER FUCKING LIFTGATE!

No, no, fuck that. Make David build that beer company its delivery Jeep, and have every Jalopnik staffer chip in as mechanics. 10 weeks, $5k budget.

David Tracy built this in a hotel parking lot WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!!!

Low load height, quirky, and cheap? I think I know what you need: