It’s almost like Elon Musk is a dumbass with the intellectual depth of a 9 year old and only knows about stainless steel because it’s what the DeLorean from Back To the Future was made out of and it would be le epic bacon if his meme truck was made out of the same thing. 

It’s the “good times will never end” of low gas prices that happens every decade or so. I got premium for less than a dollar in the late 90s and it regularly stayed between $1-2 on average and creeped up to $4-6 in 2008. It’s how you got V10 Ford Excursions with 10mpg and no one blinked. Then the small car boom in…

There was a school of car design, frequently seen on humbler cars, where clean and simple ‘70s designs were brought into the ‘80s by piling on plastic crap. I call it Kamei Rabbit Syndrome;

If I had fuck you money...I would pay whatever for a 190E evo...

This website needs to be upvoted to the top!

Better yet:

At this point in human history, I would just be happy if protests like this were for awareness of stuff like “The right side of the escalator is for standing, the left side is for walking” or “don’t use giant golf umbrellas on crowded city streets.”

Alanis Morrissette ruined the word ‘ironic’.

This has been my experience with tech like radar cruise and lane keep assist. I don’t trust any of it enough to let my guard down, and now I have to pay extra attention to how the systems are working. They’re great for a momentary break to wiggle your toes and shake out your shoulders, but I’m more relaxed just doing…

I haven’t been in any vehicle with any kind of driver assist akin to what’s talked about here or in Teslas, etc. but I have to think that, done correctly, with your unfettered focus on what the car’s systems are doing, at the ready to take over at any moment, would be more tiring/numbing than actually doing the…

Damn you for posting that picture. That thing will haunt my dreams

I mean, all of this is essentially what I expect out of regular journalists. Any time you get some guy who writes for a news outlet to review a car it’s gonna turn out bad in the eyes of the people who write for and read Jalopnik or any other automotive publication. It would be like me trying to write an article about…

Yeah. By gosh, why are they going to a company that makes overalls?

A pedestrian is never going to end up on that hood. They will be flattened by the front fascia. When you’re hit by a brick wall, the roof hardly matters.

Th hills are alive with me not caring

Thank you for this... My mug says “teaching sand to think was a mistake” with a picture of a lil CPU on it, and reading this made me realize it’s not where it’s supposed to be... off to find it! 

Social media was a mistake.

I urge everyone to go read the full article. I read it yesterday and it made my blood boil. Fucking Scumbags.

FYI: the dummy light in your old MK4 Golf headlight was a placeholder for the fog light in the upgraded lighting package. (source: owned a mk4 gti)

My buddy has an ex-wife that’s a loose nut.  The indicators were a little different.