More stylish too.

There are cheaper and less legal ways to kill yourself.

I knew about this one! First time I knew something before Torch posted about it. Can I get a hell yeah?

They run exclusively on Gos, And their travel distance can only be measures with the Florak system. So they get roughly 2@v46 Flos for each specluk of Gos.

But can it go 12 hectares on a single tank of Kerosene?

I’m pretty sure they used a sort of grafting method to ‘bud’ new mules on the backs of old ones, like botanists do with plants. It was an early form of cloning.

It’s the car that made the Poznan run in less than 12 zdrowaskas

According to the Padolvians I know, it’ll get to 120 benths in about 8 mentiks.

I’m sorry, but as enticing as that car might be I’d never buy early Japanese metal from a guy who a) lives as far north as Virginia, and b) lives in a town called Rustburg. The only thing holding that car together is the paint.

I have a local Alfa dealer. Turns out they sell Alfas there.

The lesson here, is that in case of the end of the world as we know it, we should drive a beetle. That’s the only car that stayed on its wheels. Jason will be happy.

I want to love the civic but it is just too over worked with fake grilles. Maybe I’m just too old now to understand.

One looks like JC Whitney fucked a minivan. The other is an Acura.

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Cars that have swallowed other cars...

Are the corners armored, too? Seems like a weak spot.

The armored Camry: For those moments when unintended acceleration may actually save your life.

Having seen it in person and seen the excitement from Nissan USA employees for it, I am still deeply fucking mad. Like I wont recommend their vehicles mad. Fuck the whole brand mad. I will take this shit to the grave unless they find some really fucking awesome way to get back in my good graces. Bring out a Nissan…

George Takai needs to copyright this immediately

Honda Ohm. Think about it. Honda. Ohm.
Marketing Campaign: “Ohm My.”