I like that the wheels on the 5 have a very turbofan-esque look to them. I need that style of wheels to come back in a big way, please. 

Took me half of the article to stop reading it as Four-tooner, and realize “fortune” was in there...ah, ok, so Fortune-er then. Got it.

Stance/stance’d and hella flush. I don’t know if the terms are actually dead, but they should be.

I still do, but only when I’m making it a point to be derisive, and usually as a reference to anything with a CVT specifically. 

Haha, yeah Rice Rocket and Kraut Burner, back when forums still existed in a relevant state.

Work on the Corrado. Pinpoint the slow oil drip underneath. Work on cleaning up the body and obliterating some small rust spots. Oh, and actually find the time to drive the damn thing more often than once every six months. 

There is nothing in the world as expensive as a cheap (in relative terms) German car. Ask me know I know...

This is pure gold (pun not intended, for once). COTD material right here!

“Sales of EVs in China are expected to be about 1.1 million units this year [...], but U.S. automakers sold just 326,000 EVs last year.”

This comment needs all the stars. Please for the love of God, unfuck the comments section.

Lol. I-70 near Genesee in CO?

Well, I for one am curious about the whole biting the steering wheel thing... Blinker resonance comes in a close third, behind "will it have a backlit grille/vw emblem" and "will it impress the people I park next to at work"?

Oh man, I played the shit outa that game.

Sorry Torch. While I agree with you in principle (I too loathe combined brake light/ turn signal setups), the sad truth of the matter is that no one uses turn signals anymore anyway.

Didn’t even pause to read the description today. As soon as I saw the circa-Y2K blue-tinted AutoZone fog lamps attached to the front bumper cover, I was out. Nothing else I need to know about this car. Good from far, far from good? Maybe. Crack pipe? Indeed.

I think it was ‘buy the Crosstrek’

So much YES!

Hooray for Elements!

Being a huge Corrado enthusiast and owner myself, my gut says to just say no to this one. If you’re going to drop $10K on a Corrado, you want it to be from an owner with a much higher standard of work / attention to detail. Spray-painted headliner? Dirty beige carpet? No. NO. You want to buy a Corrado from the guy who…

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