Clown shoe is the only acceptable answer here. Leaving satisfied.

Your logic here is irrefutable. I approve.

OOh God I love the i-mark. I still kck myself for not picking a beautiful green/teal one a few years back for $1000. Super clean, but I had my eyes on a Corrado at the time. I still have and love the Corrado, but that i-Mark... It’s like the girl you always wanted to date, but was always seeing someone else. She’s…

Am I the only one who read the words “Taxi Test” and “World’s Biggest Airplane” and thought of something like this? Pretty sure my version would be both more entertaining and pointless, but hey, a guy can dream. 

The 3KGT was my gateway drug to the world of boost. Back in ‘04 a friend of mine had a black 91 SL. He thought he was hot shit in that car and beat on it mercilessly. At some point, the stock mill threw a rod, and we decided that swap too twin-turbos was in order.

Counter to your counter counter: Just use both. Twincharging FTW

I couldn’t agree more. Here. Have a star.

FTFY: The drivers from BRITISH COLUMBIA are absolutely horrendous.

I realize that this was a glorious sight, and we all pray for miracles like this every time we get on a freeway, but I think we’re all missing the point...

LOVE that interior! Rear end looks pretty nice, too but that front fascia just looks so ... Ford Fusion. But hey, I’m a VW fanboy anyway, so I’m sure I’ll get used to it.

Take your star.

Holy crap Torch! Congratulations!!! I’m so envious of you! I had never even heard of the PAO until a few months ago when I parked next to one on the University of Washington campus on my way to class one night. I was so enamored I ended up being like 20 mins late to class. Have fun!

So say we all.

Pretty sure the Aerio /Liana will get the meh car title before the SX4. There was even a small aftermarket for the SX4. Even after being TG’s “Reasonably Priced Car” for a while, they’re still forgettable. Most meh car I’ve ever owned. Even my wife’s old 97Accord with no vtec and a slushbox had more character. I even…

#lowhangingfruitissolowitsontheground

Make it so.

This one just reminds me too much of the THX sound. Then again, I think I’d rather have the THX sound. At least then driving my electric car would feel like an event.

Thanks. I just spit soda all over my kb and monitor. Truthfully though? No. Please no.

Could be a good Beetle/Scimitar support vehicle, methinks. Do it, Torch. DO IT!

This is exactly the kind of bat-shit craziness I needed in my life today. Thank you, Torch. Carry on.