I’d still get checked for Pinworms if I were you

We didn’t need the disclosure, the crazy you spouted was a dead giveaway.

I always get a triple cheeseburger, fries and a chocolate shake.

Where else would I get my sports-themed dick-and-ball stories?

Hard hitting journalism /s

I think my first introduction to Jerry was on Teen Angel and You Wish. He always had this troublemaker with a huge heart sort of personality to him. I remember when he was introduced as Jimmy’s father on Yes Dear and it just seemed like the perfect casting. The hall of fame fight with Johnny bench is hilarious but…

I mean it worked for the Red Sox. Look at how respectable their fans are after that long championship drought /s

I need to change the address on my Canadian passport so I went to the Gov. of Canada website:

I actually did a deeper dive. From 1996 - 2018, they’ve been in the same pool 14/22 previous tournaments (pre 1995 was round-robin style so no groupings). That also includes a weird stretch from 2001-2004 where they were not in the same group.

Um I’m pretty sure they’re almost always in the same group.

White trash Christmas by the glorious sons

Just start flashing the cash when you sit down, you might even come away with a date for your next meal.

I wanted one of them to puke on another one.

I knew installing a bar on the track was a bad idea

But how did it taste? Worst Snacktaku article ever

*checks score of Leafs game

Had to re-read that one in a Boston accent when I got to that part.

I’ll bet you by the time you get as old as Jerry Jones but you won’t you won’t even have $1 million in the bank. You have no respect for the country you have no respect for the flag.for a dumbass that has a pen that he can do May be a couple hundred thousand if you’re lucky boy. That’s why your writer not a player.…

How do you explain the Padres?

Yea I was just thinking about that one too! If no one’s in there I guess you could lock up quickly and do your business (although I’m sure management would love that). But if you’re in a spot that’s busy enough that opportunity probably wouldn’t come around.