I’ve never worked in the food industry but it seems irresponsible/a bad idea to staff the graveyard shift with only one employee. And I don’t mention this as the solution to the guy falling asleep but more of a general safety and security for the employees, customers and business

Damn, so much for closure.

I read that as selfish lovers and instantly wanted to know what sort of kinky stuff they do at Australian Christmas.

PICTURES!!!!!

Hey Zukka,

“Grandma, we love you very much. But you’re really old and you’ll be dead soon so your opinion about anything at this point doesn’t really matter... can you pass the dinner rolls?”

Welcome to 2017

I googled moon nazi’s, found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iron_Sky

Does the cousin definition ever change if you have cousins on opposite ends of the age limit? A 30 something cousin must feel like more of an uncle to a 16-18 year old right?

Intentional strikeout: I’ve been up against guys I know I could never touch and have thought “if I go down 0-2 and he throws a wild pitch I might just swing and take off for 1st”. Try to reach on a “dropped” third strike

Just wait for OJ to weigh in on it then we’re there

This take is astounding. It’s almost as if you watched a completely different video.

knowing he could potentially hurt his team’s on-field future

I noticed that too. Either everyone hates the Strength coach or everyone’s scared of Lee. Maybe a bit of both?

What if you were trying to escape from Welland?

We can carpool, I’ll meet you at yorkdale

I don’t discriminate, if you need CPR from me you’re going to die regardless of your gender.

I’m usually more worried about the people on the outside who deck the moshers from behind cause they’ve been bumped into a few times.

Fuck that professor. Who says something like that to an entire class?