There’s a huge difference about someone being accidentally shot by someone they know and a child disappearing and never being seen again. And then to find out that he’s dead and he was killed in a devastating manner. Not the same at all. I understand the outrage. We’re still pretty pissed about the Oakland County…

This doesn’t come as a surprise to anyone who ever watched “Friends” and tried to figure out how a coffeeshop waitress, a caterer and a whatever Phoebe did could afford that place they lived in. Even Ross with his professors salary was pushing it.

What difference does it make if the pet is a service animal or not; certified or not; it’s still and animal. As far as I know, certified animals don’t cause fewer allergies than non-certified animals. I have allergies to many things; that’s why I carry may Benedryl and Flonase with me.

Much ado about nothing:
“But it turns out there’s another side to the story: the bride in question was actually in cahoots with the proposer and wholeheartedly endorsed the plan. The proposee is her sister, and she thought it would be wonderful for all the friends and family to be present as he asked her to marry him.

Hey, I think #7 was written by a Detroiter, only we say it more simply: Snitches get stitches.