This is especially impressive because the Goblin’s fights in this movie are way more vicious than anything he did last time.

To be fair, if I was seated next to Stephen Tobolowsky, I’d probably ask him which of the several movies and TV shows he was on was his favorite.

Can you fucking imagine having to interact with Mark Wahlberg for seven months straight, 12-14 solid hours a day. That would break any sane mortal mind.

Good.

Don’t be that guy.

If they could make a whole TV series called “Sex and the City” that featured women who refused to remove their underwear while having sex, surely they can have one scene of “The Sopranos” in which a man is in bed with a woman but has not removed his underwear.

Jams Gandolfini sounds like a great cover band.

Hell, Harry fucked with Norman’s head from beyond the grave by hiring Mysterio to fuck Norman...

“This was beyond anything I had experienced in my 30-year career.”

I’m expecting a bit of a Far From Home thing. Everyone who knew anything about spiderman knew that Mysterio *probably* wasn’t a great dude. But we’ll get the twist, it’ll be like “Cool, knew it”, and the rest of the movie will be fun too.

Such a big secret they didn’t even wait for the film to be out to reveal him.

Pfft, maybe in your multiverse.

Pine. The Hollywood Chris in that movie was Chris Pine. 

She also exhibited an Oscar-worthy performance of being totally baked in that one scene in The Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind.

She wasn’t as big of a star as Toby? I have to disagree. Interview With a Vampire, Jumanji, Bring it On, The Virgin Suicides. She was a household name carrying box-office hits by that point. She just wasn’t making the same Oscar-bait as Maguire. 

“She also recalls that, for Spider-Man, a producer took her to the dentist without her consent in order to fix her teeth. He drove her there without telling her what was going on, and she realized what was happening when they arrived.”

What, and it’s impossible to stress this enough, the fuck.

“Ridley Scott has made some shitty movies”

Note to brittle fanboys: “Ridley Scott has made some shitty movies” does not rebut anything he is saying here.

Gladiator is horribly overrated!