“The Boy’s Soul”

Boy, I bet he’s in Dutch with the manager.

Fuck off

I drank a shit ton of wine last night and I managed not to rape anyone.

That puts them ahead of 17 other states. Pretty much right in the middle.

Didn’t this exact same thing happen last year? Or am I just experiencing some odd Deja Vu?

Great now I am hungry for a chicken beak sandwich

That “odd rule” you’re talking about is the fact that the Browns beat the Titans. #wikipediatakesfiveseconds

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

Anyone else get a lesbian vibe off of her?

Check the roof of the hospital

My Theory? Sale is one of the people who complained about the kid. “Methinks thou dost protest too much”

Not the first time trojans have broken down at the end

Where does one find the “ass pussy”? (Asking for a friend)

Maybe the guys in the picture couldn’t get into Yankee Stadium because they were in Illinois instead?

Jeez, what crawled up his 5-hole?

Ono you didn’t!

He would look awfully good with an Indian Head on his chest.

As an Eagles fan, I thank Seattle fans for making us look reasonable.