Is there any way to turn off these damn video game stories in my newsfeed when I come to Deadspin to get my (several times a day) dose of snarky sports reporting? To each his own man, but there couldn’t be anything further away from my interests than these stories....

And again, thanks for the spoiler. Didn’t know there was a DLC boss.

Booze OR alcohol.

Typical sexual predator. He can’t take “no” for an answer.

Nintendo says ~20 hours a charge IIRC. Since I almost always reattach them when I’m done playing, it’s been a non-issue for me.

Another feature of using Wells Fargo is that they’ll automatically open up a checking account, savings account, line of credit, auto loan, and mortgage for you.

If this happens I would be a happy man. Goddell having to stand up on stage two years back to back with people he hates would be amazing. Also as a philly fan this would be a nice present for a shitty year.

I would get an Eagles tattoo if that happens and I barely even follow the NFL.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Always appreciate a Lifehacker link to a paywall.

Thanks to David and Brandon for making this weekend the greatest automotive experience of my life thus far. The Briarwood will always be the anchor of my future fleet of shit boxes and I owe it all to you guys.

They both dress so classy.

Yes. Decidedly. Watched initially and then just couldn’t any more. Total trainwreck.

Björnsson filed an official appeal requesting that footage of his final rep be reviewed, but it was denied.

Allegheny county is about 83% white and the jury is 83% white. That’s right on the money. Allegheny county is about 14% black and the jury is about 17% black. Soooooo...

Man, facts are sticky huh? Breaking into someone’s home, ruining the safety and sanctity of that space and stealing something that someone worked hard to earn money for is now minimized to “stealing $120".

Rocket League players on Xbox One will soon get a chance to play against PC players, as well. The feature goes live later today at 6:00 pm ET. Though the developer has expressed a desire for matchmaking with PlayStation 4 owners, Sony hasn’t indicated it’s willing to open up PSN.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.