Hold up. That woman is not my FLOTUS.

my juvenile diabetes was totally my fault, too.

I knew about Brook, but I didn’t know he was one of a triplet.

Obviously Rob Schneider would know more about Martin Luther King’s thoughts and motivation than John Lewis. I mean, look at all of these pictures! John Lewis isn’t even standing next to Martin Luther King in any of them! He is at least one person away from him!