Honestly the dark meat ones were better.

it’s still silly.  a person who would turn their nose up at bologna because it’s “cheap stupid American garbage” would exclaim loudly about how awesome mortadella is even though they’re almost exactly the same thing. 

when I was in middle school, the father of the family next door had a ‘76 Sedan DeVille.  Yes, with the 500 cubic inch (8.2 liter) V8.  lets just say their son bought a lot of tires.  

According to McDonald’s official press release, the new McNuggets are “breaded with a sizzling tempura coating made of both cayenne and chili peppers;” as there are over 50,000 types of chili peppers, with one of them being cayenne, this sentence is both redundant and troubling to a person who is unreasonably excited…

Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming. Ted owns a small carpet cleaning business in receivership and Annette is drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago. They have $15,000 left on their house at 8%, so they’re OK…

how ‘bout a sandwich just like this but where the buns is hash browns!

now I know who you are!

on the upside, you’ll get plenty of fiber!

yeah, AEDs are amazing devices.  

dammit,  I haven’t eaten yet and now you make me want to make this.  too bad I’m at work...

Qualcomm really pulling some shady shit here, IMO. they’re basically saying they won’t sell you any of their chips unless you pay a license for all their patents, whether or not you use them. Couple that with them going after car companies for per-vehicle license fees (when the suppliers of the modules have already…

hopefully they don’t phone it in, because... ouch:

so, down the line, when you need repair parts, are you going to need to know your car’s exact build date and wait 6 months for the part to be delivered?

could land a fighter jet on this hood:

anyone who is stupid enough to tint their car’s lights to uselessness is immune to constructive influence. If you’re too dumb to understand that making lamps- the sole purpose of which are to throw light onto things- too dim to do their jobs, then there’s no reaching you. 

did anyone reply “that’s because you tinted your lights, dumbass?”

it really doesn’t take away from their function as light still hits the reflector,

Some people don’t like having red on the back of their cars?

you realize those things exist so other people can see your car at night, right? You realize other people exist in this world, right?

I’ve seen idiots with so much tint on their lights that they barely showed through.