For the team’s part, some members said it was a joke. “[It was] an experiment to see how far we can get to see how corrupt blizzard [sic] as a whole truly is,”

given the age of the cars, you have to think more along the lines of “classic” flavorings a la Necco wafers.  So I think they’d be spearmint, cinnamon, clove, and tobacco.  or arsenic. 

plus a faint kick of something a lot milder than habanero.

the margarita thing might possibly be the lime juice. Limes contain some compounds which can cause phytophotodermatitis:

She was definitely a huge asset there. It’s been intimated that she was not treated so kindly by commenters, and not necessarily defended by the higher ups

on what planet is foie gras not “fancy?”  fuck off with that snob shit. 

“Just imagine Boogie Nights, if Boogie Nights had a three-way with Gone Girl and A Star Is Born—and it let Gone Girl be on top,” Anolik said in a press release for the series.

Americans: “What the hell do those so-called ‘experts’ know! I’ll show them!”

I’ve had both, I’m happy with either.

he’s too busy pitying fools to waste time on a potato.

If I find myself in Connecticut, I’ll be living on lobster rolls and apizza.

Instagram in 2020 is so, so spammy and pretty much all of the most-followed accounts seem to exist mainly to shill shit.

“Yes. Uh, I mean ‘no.’”

That’s what’s so baffling.  it’s like, “I hate my neighbor, so I’ll burn down my house in hopes of melting some of his siding.”

one I heard not to long ago is “I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you.”

The entire plan seems to be “just don’t do what Trump says”

I see Frank Zappa. Or maybe Tony Iommi. 

ITT a bunch of people who don’t and won’t buy trucks trying to dictate what trucks should be

obviously won’t be universally popular, but the “Detrumpify” extension can give me a rare but needed laugh.