Further evidence that America’s profound divisions have less to do with “left v. right” than simple right or wrong.

I basically got ghosted mid super bowl party.

It's in a plastic bear, but I did run it under the tap :)

This is currently intended as a toothless show-committee. Democratic leadership has no intentions of doing anything that might interfere with their futile plan to appeal to non-existent centrists. They have let deniers define the public debate on climate change and are now afraid it will alienate people who won’t vote…

How about a little Iron Man

Omg this is horrible and really scary because she was so young. She’s got four kids she left behind. RIP and condolences to her family. 

“We saw that someone really did a number on this truck.  They put the wrong motor in it, and they didn’t even put it in the right place!  So we put the stock motor back in the front, gave it a nice paint job, then Chip made some nice custom wheels for it.  I bet these guys will be ecstatic to get their truck back!”

My niece and nephews call my mother “Grandma Zoom” for a reason.

Hopefully there aren’t any individuals working in law enforcement who would lose their shit over something so miniscule... oh wait this is America, they shoot people for much less.

The Duke boys would use that to lose Roscoe.

just face it.... us yurpeons are just better at driving... its coz we cant afford high horsepower cars round here and instead have to learn how to drive like a loon with roughly 150hp tops...

Signal right (or left, in a country that drives on the left) when you are coming up on your exit.

Growing up I heard this story from my cousin about his friend’s Beetle:

One of cousin’s good friends in high school started out driving the family beatle as his first car, but got a major upgrade from the parentals when he turned 18... a Porsche 911. As high schoolers are known to do, he of course wrecked the…

My favorite would have to be my father’s story from college.

Does this count? I think this should count.