wait, wouldn’t “tried a few episodes and just didn’t get into it” be the middle ground?

This happened 35 years ago! You can’t possibly hold people accountable for things they’ve done throughout their life.

Ooh, I think it’s time for some new terminology! We can call this one Selective Fragility. 

His net worth is essentially his stock in Amazon. He doesn’t actually have access to nearly that amount of money. If he were to liquidate his entire position in Amazon it would have drastic effects. 

I say let’s change the ethnicity of the royal family of both those entirely made-up places. In fact, I’ve already done so in my brain.

Serious, non-snarky question: Are you a woman or a man? I’m a woman and I don’t get why it’s funny. I’ve read it five times now and it doesn’t make me laugh, it just makes me feel....tired. I’m not super pissed about the line, although it is inherently sexist; I’m more annoyed that the best he can come up with (the…

Since this is already out of the greys:

“What’s the old saying about be careful when fighting monsters that you don’t become a monster”

He could’ve at least come somewhere close. Or just shut the fuck up. But nope! Down’s Syndrome! Ladies be shoppin’, amirite?

This just frees him up to focus hard on portraying Geralt in the Witcher, and Man From U.N.C.L.E sequels, while ending a caustic depiction that was deprived of hope and joy.

Hey, the black delegation passes on White Grimace.

Your mom likes it ro...fuck it, I’m already bored.

Because she is a “good specimen”

baby girl there’s always resale. Don’t do this to yourself.

Oh god, they’re related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m related to Robert the Bruce.  I’m part of this now.

We need a rescue squad to retrieve the 6.4% non white students from this shit hole 

Are they still giving everyone abortions when we get to new Zealand? I want to schedule one after I finish marrying a man.

Dammit, the header made me think this was going to be a period piece about a lady mayor in the early twentieth century. That might actually have been interesting, instead of probably boring and sad.

I mean, it’s technically right.

I am black. I have been to Medford (Ashland is really the college town but Medford is seedier and right next door). Can confirm; if you don’t mind being objectified it’s like being a bear in a salmon run.