I haven’t had it in years but Chunky Monkey will always have a special place in my heart.

It makes me irrationally angry when I see entire families out shopping. Unless you’re a single parent there is absolutely no reason that a single person can’t go out and do the shopping for the entire family. 

I have developed a weakness for John Krasinski’s new YouTube series Some Good News.

I’m diggin’ the sign at the Bronx bodega. Of course the “you cough, you die” part would probably trigger something in my brain and have me going into a full on coughing fit. 

I think you all had too much pilsner and red wine before you ate this. 

My initial thought was that this was smart. But when you actually walk through the logistics of it, it really doesn’t help to improve anything. 

I’m more experienced than that. I use a wine key.

I respect that he committed to the bit. 

I got a kick out of it. And I find it even funnier that most people don’t realize it’s a joke.

I know someone who knows Eggbert!

Only if it’s mixed with ketchup.

Yup, that’s where I bailed too. 

Candying bacon usually stiffens it up. 

Well they have them for breakfast sandwiches but I didn’t think you could get a bagel with cream cheese. Then again, Canada. 

Did he ask for extra on the 2nd day as well? And who the hell is ordering a bagel and cream cheese at McDonalds?

Damn, I was with you until that last one. 

Yes, I noticed that after I posted. But what about diced tomatoes? Who wants to go through the work when you can dump a can of fire roasted diced tomatoes into some chili?

No tuna? No tomatoes?