Darren Wilson said this verbatim when he gunned down Michael Brown, who ran away, then decided to turn around, gather himself up for a bull rush, then literally turned into a demon.

Sadface.

I don’t think anyone here was curious if this take was Bible-accurate.

You have much higher hopes for this show that I do.  It looks like it might end up being a wacky comedy nightmare.

Step on your mother to get that paper, bitches!

Oh thank god.  FloridaMan stories are supposed to be funny, not leave you shuddering with rage and shaking with relief at justice being served.

Hey!  Good take is good!

“Future of Republican politics?”  I have terrible news for you.

I’m waiting for the Mosby haters to come pouring in. She’s a treasure who put her well-earned career on the line to bring the BPD in line. Her announcement when she brought charges against Freddie Gray’s murderers was a triumphal moment. Her subsequent announcement that her office would have to drop the charges after…

The weird thing is, paying cops more would help.  Stop attracting only the C students with power fantasies and get some actual smart people willing to do a hard job and serve the community.

Can we start expecting a little more from pitchers who nearly kill batters?  I mean I get that it was an accident, but if I accidentally ran over my worst enemy I’d stop to see if he was OK.  This aloof bullshit pitchers do makes me loathe them with every fiber of my being.

Thank you for referring to Jean Carroll’s allegations as rape.  I’m so tired of seeing that called sexual assault.

This is not parallel at all. If Biden is president that means Trump is no longer a political opponent. Asking for evidence in a real investigation of actual crimes is not an ethical issue at all.

This better include Sealand or I call BS.

Not just find them, find them nearly instantly.

The only surprise in there is that they canceled the Islamophobic gala.  Normally they’d double down while asking the libs if they’re triggered.

This is literally the plot of LA Confidential, except a thousand times stupider.

I don’t understand why what he did to Jean Carroll keeps being described as sexual assault, or even violent sexual assault. He inserted his penis into her against her will. That’s rape, plain and simple.

Isn’t there a bridge somewhere lonely for its troll?

This is straight up the plot of LA Confidential.