I don’t know if anyone can be surprised about Coalf*cker Joe Manchin’s terribleness anymore.

How did everyone blow right past the fact that this wine is coming from Russia?

Finally!  Someone not forgiving an unrepentant racist!

Of course Trump is a racist. He also admitted he likes to sexually assault women and knows he’ll get away with it because he’s rich and famous. Many women came forward to attest that yes, he actually does this. He knows he’s Teflon; he famously (and correctly) posited that he could shoot someone in the middle of 5th…

I know it looks like the mature thing, but I’d like to see minorities stop forgiving unrepentant racism. I wanted to scream/throw up when the families of the black parishioners Dylann Roof murdered made a special point of forgiving him. I was even angrier at the stupid main stream media that ate it up.

As David French put it in the National Review, when he sees “activists” trying to “destroy” Covington boys, he thinks: “That could be my son.”

I’m not disappointed by the behavior of the white boys. I would expect nothing less than literal in-your-face racism from privileged MAGAchuds. I’m not disappointed with the PR firm. They greased the skids for their sleigh ride to hell long ago.

What kind of interview did we expect from a woman who looks like her name should be Heritage McSlaveholder?

Mitch McConnell, who derisively said he wouldn’t hold any show votes for bills he knows the president won’t sign, is prepared to cynically hold a show vote he knows the House won’t sign.

Conservatives: No.

Aw man.  Nobody told me Jesus was finally back.  What’s next, the plague of locusts?  Seas turning to blood?

Rocks. They plan to ban rocks.

As Krusty the Clown said “They backed a dump truck of money up to my house; what was I supposed to do? I’m not made of stone!”

Great.  Let’s make sure our militarized, structurally racist cops get first dibs on health care.  Middle of the road Dems need to STFU.

I look forward to distinguished Senator from the great state of Kentucky taking off his shirt on the Senate floor and whooping like a lunatic.

The worst candidate for the Democrats thus far is Joe “status quo” Biden.  If anything could take the wind out of our sails it’s another ho-hum old white guy promising more of the same.  Just a little same-ier.

I look forward to reading her platform, but honestly I don’t expect a former prosecutor to have the same priorities as I do.  Criminal justice reform really needs to be high on the list and I just don’t see that coming from Harris.  I think her talents as a prosecutor are much more use as a senator holding the rich…

Maybe we should cut back on what we spend on security theater anyway.  Hopefully these TSA agents look for a new work soon and nobody trusts the president enough to come back if the shutdown ends.

That constipated look on Mike’s face is because he’s repeating his mantra for when he’s with a woman other than mother: “Do not rape... Do not rape... DO NOT RAPE...”

I am so happy for Division 2.  But I only look forward to the Dark Zone in the initial days, before there’s a meta that insta-ganks me within 14 seconds of entering.