He was perfect for N’Jobu because he can emote so well.  Randall can nearly bring me to tears with a simple facial expression.

You’ll only wish you were.

And then the AP will fact check his lie and decide it takes two to lie: one to lie and one to listen.

Hang the banner.

It doesn’t set him apart from many animals... except the blob fish.

It’s Schumer’s “choke their rivers with our dead” strategy.

Didn’t they do this episode on Law & Order, except for women? Powerful white dudes got off coercing women to let them inject them with a paralytic then have sex with them? I think Lenny forgot to Mirandize the powerful white dudes and McCoy got charged with contempt of court for shouting at the judge who then threw…

White Supremacy strips Pelosi on the 1 yard line going in.  Like Don Beebe, it’s always hustling to get the job done.

Oooh!  I hope Yella makes it acapella!

Didn’t AOC just do that in the same interview? Or perhaps it was separately.  Or did you mean anyone other than AOC?

If any records survive the apocalypse he will be.  I don’t think any will.

I really look forward to the super-delegates cast 99% of their votes for Biden before we hear more than a couple of words from any other candidate and everyone says “why bother voting in the primaries?” because his lead looks insurmountable.

According to The State, 27-year-old Kristen Michelle Rhimes was charged with felonies that could each result in five-year prison sentences...

I learned the hard way that praying doesn’t work. Too many times not getting a snow day in elementary school disabused me of the notion that the Invisible Sky Wizard will save us.

Using the same logic, Republicans must hate black voters, the FBI, women, gays, health care, the middle class, the ozone layer, science, history, schools, vaginas and black people who don’t have bullet holes in them.

In 3rd grade my daughter (who was and still is an active participant in our family discussions about the political reality of today) decided with her similarly minded friend not to stand for the pledge. I think it may have had something to do with our support for Colin Kaepernick’s protest.

“I want to be unequivocal: there is absolutely no place in our democracy for manipulating facts or using falsehoods to gain political advantage...”

Please say it wasn’t Optimus Prime.  PLEASE!

At what point do we stop pretending the working class votes Republican?  How many studies have to show lower and middle income voters lean Democratic?  Drop the “working class” nonsense and identify who you’re really talking about: white people.  They used to be the only ones who mattered and it scares people like…

I can’t believe he cut them.  I feel like I’m going to rage-stroke.