$80k bilked from black residents for made up offenses used to pay one black guy smart enough to have his girlfriend record illegal cop harassment.

... a 2015 study showed that black car owners were often charged hundreds of dollars more than white car owners due to paying higher interest rates.

What’s it like being a holier than thou blowhard?  I always wondered.

Not that it matters, but Sterling wasn’t selling loosies?  Or they didn’t murder him based on that heinous crime?

Republicans really only care about fecal tissue, AKA Donald Trump.

Because Trump is a moron who thinks just because Mueller has yet to reveal the many, many crimes in which Flynn has implicated Trump and family that Flynn has kept quiet.  It somehow hasn’t dawned on him that Mueller has given Flynn a free pass, something he wouldn’t do unless Flynn has been singing like a canary.

From his Wikipedia entry (something normal people totally have):

SHHHH!!!  Nobody tell him how hard Flynn is selling him out...

This story really needs to come with a warning: ONLY WHITE PEOPLE WILL END UP WITH NOTHING MORE THAN A TICKET DOING THIS.

Yes, but it’s ANT-MAN. How is Ant-Man not being dead a gamechanger? Cap reacts like they had this whole plan ready to go, except what they really needed was a guy who could shrink and control ants, so I guess the universe is screwe- OMG! Ant-Man is alive! Now we have a chance!

I think it’s fair to say almost no politicians actually care about the issues they represent, or at least the majority of them.  They pick a side and back it to get elected and stay in office.  But right now the ideas on the left are on the rise.  The Dems should move that way, take advantage, and accidentally make…

That is some fantastically florid prose. Hats off to you sir for turning another small indignity for our nation into enjoyable reading.

Trump was going to spin anything that happened. Keeping the government open is a good thing in this age where nothing can be taken for granted. And $1.3b is a drop in the bucket, even if it looks symbolically awful.

A giant mace.  Mitch McConnell’s smirk.  Yes, I see how this would work.

Finally some good news to start a weekend on.  Burn in hell forever, Nazi!

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This plus new Mueller stuff today?  I can only get so hard, internet.  Pace yourself, please.

I couldn’t think of a more reveal-less way this trailer could have gone. Tony’s in space? Who knew! Cap and Widow have plan to fix things? Whoa. Antman didn’t starve to death in the quantum realm like Michelle Pfieffer certainly should have? Unbelievable.

My daughter keeps talking about going to college in the south.  And I keep vetoing the everloving sh*t out of that idea.

I love your callbacks. Snap back to your uncle’s words from the beginning of your article after your summation of Douthat’s racist nonsense and it’s easy to recognize the truth of those words.