Just in time for a Friday afternoon announcement/burying.  I hope nobody is holding their breath for good news.

I picture his parole hearing like the ones in Shawshank, except Bates comes in, says he has no idea why he’s even here for killing someone, and the parole board stamps “APPROVED” before he’s even finished complaining.

I googled “whiteface” and all I see is a ski resort.  I don’t think anyone ever dressed up as a ski resort when Megyn was a kid either.

“Do you like it when Scraps rubs up and down against your leg?”

Cut them some slack. They’re only following the teachings of the prosperity bible.

I am moving my “racially aware” needle from the Unconsciously Incompetent position over to Consciously Incompetent part of my life board. Meaning I now know that I don’t know. Thank you for that.

And don’t bother praying for her either.

I really didn’t need another reason to throw up in my mouth every time I see Ed’s name on the byline of an oped, but thanks.

This should all provoke an extremely strong reaction from the U.S., but the government has a particularly large blind spot where Saudi crimes are concerned (see: all Yemen)

I felt the same way for the slew of women who came forward to credibly repeat their claims of sexual assault or harassment against the president.  Sure, #MeToo and all.  Just don’t expect the GOP to care.

I read somewhere recently never to count on Susan Collins to do the right thing. For that reason, and because the White House gift shop is already selling commemorative Kavanaugh SCOTUS coins, my money is on being further disappointed by the GOP senate again.

Then [Deandre] got into the security guard’s car on the passenger side and started trying to fight the guard

I believe I would also want a pic with the most spectacular failure of an elected official in the history of the United States.  Just to show the grandkids one day.

I love that he called her “well spoken.”  I love it so much.

Bail increased 0.00013%.  That’ll learn him!

Let’s hope he one days gets to live in one, too.

I look forward to equal opportunity the media is sure to give Laquan McDonald to tell us how these events impacted him.

Oh no.  Please don’t give this guy another chance.  He was great once, but nothing is going to make Kanye great again.

You’re spending an inordinate amount of energy decrying the protest, very little on decrying the injustices that led up to the protest.

“He did the bare-ass minimum” should be his epitaph.  I’ve never seen John McCain’s legacy summed up so well.