Shoot a black kid, get a paid vacation.  Record your farts and post them, insta-can.  I hate this country sometimes.

Asian is just white with an asterisk.

I home Mueller is typing up the subpoena right now to yoink those tapes out of her greedy hands.

You know you’re not racist when you start a list of races with “red and yellow.”

I started smoking because I wanted to be able to tell the kids I didn’t have yet how hard it was to quit smoking. I was 28. I managed to break free about 10 years later. At 47, I still have a smoke here and there when I can sneak one. My kids think I’m an idiot.

It’s just his standard callout to his fans: “Who here hates brown people?”

And several hours of podcast later I’ve found I can hate this world more than I ever thought I could.

Pure white privilege. “It’s not a political statement because we never even considered the obvious political message it sends! Why would we? Nobody’s shooting rich white programmers!”

Yes. “Hug.”

It sounds like the owner is saying that this is a regular she knows suffers some kind of mental illness. My 90+ year old grandmother started tossing around the c-word when dementia finally set in for her, when the harshest word I can ever remember hearing from her growing up was probably “shucks.”

I wonder if ISAC will still be ordering the summary execution of anyone in a hoodie. Damned racist AI.

No way is the NBA anywhere near the same level of evil plantation structure as the NFL. The NFL has been knowingly pulverizing black brains for decades for the lottery style chance to make it big. It’s a cult of death.

I don’t think it’s what they want, per se. They just don’t give a sh*t. #1 rule for all cops: come home alive. Protect? Serve? Way down the list.

Good, I say. I’m glad they’re rounding up all those Canucks stealing our jerbs.

I assume by your use of the word “citizen,” you mean “white person.” In that case it will go much worse for him: he might get fired without another department quickly snatching him up.

Sure, sure. This all makes sense. He needed to save some money after paying $3000 for pens. Used mattress was the way to go.

I’m guessing they fired him for damaging the cruiser.

My pet peeve is the “Your Item Has Shipped!” email I get every time. Reflexively I run downstairs to the Christmas tree click on the track shipment link, only to see that the stupid company has printed a shipping label. Stop lyin’ y’all!

An article by a former dispatcher on Vox recently clears that up; they don’t have a choice, apparently. If someone asks for the cops, cops get sent. Even if they ask a second time.

I assume that’s why he’s exercising: anticipation of needing to defend himself from whomever decides to fuck with the rich boy.