This is textbook justification.

So the daughter of a man who owned a football team whose name is a racial slur isn’t woke? Color me shocked. 

I’m for showing a video of this on the floor of the House...let them know what’s coming with the midterms. 

I have jokes, I have sympathies...I’m really torn. I’m just gonna go with...Huh.

Correction, I honestly believe the seal was thinking they were never ever gonna survive, unless...they get a little....crazy

I like her fashion sense.

Oh, it turns out the doctor was his mother, and the reason she couldn’t operate was she had puked and pissed on herself.

I believe Regina King won in best actress limited series but Sandra Oh was nominated for best actress drama series (so not against each other). Why do I have recall of these things? Then again, the limited series categories provided the most surprises for me.

If Roma Downey didn’t throw a punch and then yell, “You just got touched by an angel bitch!” she really missed a golden opportunity.

Glad Miss Trunchbull found work after Crunchem Hall. Those kids are going to be eating a lot of cake.

Friendly reminder for anyone looking for an actually good show starring a fat woman, Drop Dead Diva is seriously underrated and Brooke Elliott is a goddess.

The British version of Grace and Frankie looks awesome! 

Guess a movie doesn’t begin at conception either.

Helen Mirren is cooler than David Bowie.

I don’t want to diminish the cultural impact of this video, or of Childish Gambino in general. Nor do I want to whitewash artistic contributions by people of color. But.

She’s making a comeback though:

What you wrote this is about sounds fun, but this is such a weirdly cut trailer.

Could we fucking NOT blame Bonnie here, of all places? Could we celebrate the fact that my girl Bonnie recognized and got the fuck out of that scary-ass situation? Could we maybe - I dunno, just spitballing here - do a better job of making it clear that we blame the fucking murderer rapist for his own goddamn actions?

This, please. I wish the last name had been dropped, but now it’s already out there.

Pleeeeease leave Bonnie Colwell out of this. Whatever fucked up shit is churning in this guys’ head is not her doing. She (and whatever family there may be) don’t deserve the media hell.