SHARK BAIT HOO HA HA!

for the last time,

UN-BREAKABLE

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH LEMON ARE THE BEST

If you click this link, you will see pictures of Jaden Smith making out with his girlfriend. Some of those pictures are of Jaden Smith’s tongue. Beware.

All. of. it.

Oh God, I live in DC. What bar?

...

THIS IS ENCOURAGING.

Why does this need to be private? I wish that I had known that it was so common when I miscarried, saying that we should wait or that it’s private or shouldn’t be talked about it why so many people end up blindsided when it happens.

Tituss Burgess as the Lion?

One time when I was really poor and didn’t have health insurance, a PP nurse practitioner gave me antibiotics also appropriate for an upper respiratory infection when I originally went in for a UTI (I was really, really sick). They definitely saved me from having to go to the hospital pre-ACA and incurring impossible…

Katy Perry and John Mayer were dating again?

I just can’t wait for Bachelor in Paradise.

“Chandler: Because we love kids. Love them to death. Well, not actually to death. That’s just a figure of speech. We love kids the appropriate amount... as allowed by law.”

“I want to swallow unopened cans of beer like advil.”

My friends did a cat toss instead—they threw a stuffed cat into the whole assembled crowd and the person to catch it was supposed to be the next person to get a cat.

“WHITE BOY WASTED”!

d. Of course they were in love, but the wacky way they told each other seemed rushed and pandering. If this scene was a callback/reference to an old film, it would make more sense—is it?—but even still, to drop mushy, googly-eyed love at the end of a series about coldness and spiritual death and tamped-down emotions…

#everythingtastesbetterthanskinnyfeels