but you don't mention whether she divorced her husband for running away. She divorced him for running away, right? Right?

I HAVE DONE THIS TOO.

I have started holding onto the empty tissue boxes and leaving them next to the new tissue box (just hang with me for a second) so that when a tissue is done-zo I can just put it in the old box. I know that sounds gross and also very simple but this has changed my fucking life.

does anyone take this show seriously? THE PRESIDENT IS THE BAD GUY FROM GHOST!

Empathy..ask your Doctor if it's right for you!

Those are her legal royal titles and as a professional celebrity blog person I am legally required to put them before her name.

THURSDAY IS WHEN MY STORIES ARE ON!

She's been looking amazing on Nashville, like seriously glowing. I know that's makeup and stuff but she looks similarly glowy here.

I went to this movie with my Grandma and brother and when we came out of the theater, it was snowing the first snow of the season.

Feeling so vindicated I stopped with Downton right now. If I wanted frigid and cold relationships, I'd just live my own life. [BA DUM CHA]

You mean....yours isn't haunted???

Would that tank be considered a ... deep W?

I'm kinda shocked at Cissy but can't wait till I'm this age and have the freedom to Give ZERO Fucks like her. I'm secretly the Queen of Zero Fucks Given but long to have the freedom Cissy is displaying. She is my SHERO right now. :-)

Nothing to see here, move along.

So what happens to all of us super angry disappointed people who can't get a Barbie who says "What the fuck?"

Off the hook? Is she saying off the hook? Isn't that super dated?

I think I'm less upset by what the fuck.

When I read the headline, I foolishly pictured them in prohibition era drag.

It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.