Yes, I was waiting for her to be like, “Yes...and this is the ring I want. That’s how I decided, actually. Initially wasn’t sure, but this is the ring I want them to pull from my charred dead hand when I die. And it’s a sign that I found it today after you proposed!” And then I want her to do a facebook ring post…

Google image search for “oil slick hair”. I’m thinking about doing something like that myself in the new year. I have never colored my hair and never want to for gray reasons (I got my first gray hair at 17) but multiple fun colors feels like a good idea.

I know this is not about Queen Sugar, but I just want to take the opportunity here to say how much I am loving that show and cannot wait for its return. So good.

That song was made for roller-skating parties. If they still have those, these days. Get off my lawn.

See, I actually did that, so I was expecting some highly entertaining bullshit about the characters 13 years later. This was good, too. My brain is about this random at this point in the day/week/year, so I was able to follow it without much difficulty.

I forgive the slowness because it gives me time to Wikipedia anything they cover that I’m curious about. Like Churchill’s secretary who is featured prominently in episode 4 never existed (one of a few things they fictionalized, along with some of the timeline of events, it seems). And I wanted to learn more about…

There was no internet then.

You be quiet and let us enjoy this or I swear to God I will post all over the internet calling this article “shade”. Don’t make me do something we will both deeply regret.

It’s also worth mentioning that when Kellyanne tweeted about what she was “hearing” she was still visibly in the audience not near any press.

My thing is I just shave my legs with water in the shower, so when I use my moisturizing body wash on them as I wash, that does give me some layer of protection from the razor. I wash with scrubby shower gloves, too, so that also helps prep my skin for a good shave and prevent dead skin from dulling my razor. Plus,…

Counterpoint: A lot of these schools send recruiters to shelters and places where people are homeless or don’t have access to resources to do research. And they tell them they can get a degree with government loans they won’t have to pay until they graduate...failing to mention that their degree may not be worth shit…

I am 93% confident those women were not all filmed in the same location/time. That looks like some videoshop, or whatever you call it when you photoshop a video. That might be affecting the appearance of relative size.

Much like my kinja name, it’s a West Wing reference. A secret service guy gets shot and the reaction from the Republican candidate for president is, “Crime...(sigh)...boy, I don’t know.” And then the president explains that that’s when he decided to really kick his ass in the election.

I was thinking maybe for the her son? No matter how rich you are, kids should pretty much always be dressed in disposable clothing. But that might be a skewed perspective since I have no children and don’t want any and they seem like little money pits to me. Cute ones, sometimes, but money pits nonetheless.

Did you read or watch the segment...both point out this that most Bernie supporters already support Hillary (only 73%, not 90%). No one says all Bernie supporters are like this. But it’s also a comedy show. So if that small segment of Bernie supporters is good for a joke in an otherwise pretty good convention, then…

I believe Rita Moreno was dubbed by a few different people in the movie, actually. Marni did both voices for parts of Boy Like That/I Have a Love (I think...been a while since I went down an IMDB triva rabbit hole). But I firmly believe this does not detract one iota from her fabulousness.

You are not alone. I wanted to tell her to sit still for more than 2 seconds at a time. She kept jumping out of her chair/stool. It was Tom Cruise-esque.

Don’t you mean, THE DOUCHE! #douchenation

The obvious answer to this problem is this. Forever Your Girl.

I had a friend who did a nice song and then busted a move to some 90s hip hop song (I don’t even remember what either was), so maybe you could do like half a nice song, then splice in the fun one and have the dj ask people to join you on the dance floor after like 30 seconds of silliness.