Yeah, he's totally her kid. The question is...who is his father? There was talk of Annalise having an abortion or something early on in her relationship with Sam, but I don't know how long they were together. I am thinking it's possible that Annalise conceived him while she was Sam's mistress and he told her to…

I think you mean Octavia SPENCER. #corrections

Or perhaps every day. Like...some kind of daily show, or whatnot.

I want to see the sexy but all I see is smarmy Cooper Nielson.

YES...you are not alone. Hello world! There's a song that we're singin'...c'mon get happy!

I'm not sure we should have expected anything more from the son of Florida Man and Florida Woman. Florida Teen never had a chance.

Over the lack of sexy or the fact that it's clearly his head photo-shopped onto someone else's body? I don't understand how that could possibly be him. I bet they tried it and then were like, "Nope, not going to work. But he already teased it on Twitter! Hmmm...Let's pull a Smelly Cat video and see if he notices or…

Maybe my brain isn't working right because I basically didn't sleep last night, but aren't we not supposed to consume raw eggs? Isn't that the nonsense they've been using to keep hardworking people from consuming raw cookie dough for generations and generations?

This is my feeling exactly. If I ever get married, I want to be comfy as fuck under my fancy dress, but I don't want people to know I'm wearing bedazzled flip flops or crocs. So long dress it is!

If accidentally replying all can get one in trouble, CC-ing the world would be a veritable disaster, no?

I didn't watch, but I distinctly remember the promos calling it, "The best new drama NBC has this season," and "Well cast". If that's the most glowing recommendation they can muster, I'm gonna have to pass.

As fate would have it, FIB II is on RIGHT NOW.

Better still...Blank Space-themed wedding photos. Bride and groom with dogs, bride straddling dead looking groom in the driveway (surrounded by all the bridesmaids and groomsmen jumping in the air, probs), bride throwing a vase at groom as he ducks, indoor staged bike riding, etc. amyraks should put together a…

No, because that would be the question if the answer was, "This describes JLucas8's last boyfriend."

I always thought the boy was a selfish little shit and was so sad for the tree the whole time...and this is very much my idea of motherhood (at least what it could be depending on a number of factors that affect child needs/behavior)...so at least now I can tell my mom this is probably why I don't want kids, not…

This makes me want to weep uncontrollably...and I'm an hour away from leaving on a booze-filled vacation I am very excited about.

I vote for Zara Fuchs. Which is the closest name I can come up with that sounds like Zero Fucks.

Yeah, I can't really be afraid of something that looks like Mickey Mouse.

Had no idea! But yeah, figured she was like an original member of the band.

I know, I like to imagine that she is an original back up singer from Aretha's crew like back in the 60s and she's either got some really good dirt on her or else is so awesome that she can stand up there and do whatever she wants, in the camera shot right over her shoulder. And she probably scolds all the young…