This is some serious Different World realness and I love it.

Bible.

Agree. So here's what I'd prefer to think happened: Colin Firth was told he could achieve peace in Israel/Palestine by starring in this movie and Emma Stone just signed up to kiss Fitzwilliam/Mark Darcy.

Hey, Woody! Welcome to Jezebel. Can we redirect you someplace that doesn't think you're terrible? I'm assuming you stumbled in here by mistake. Doesn't seem like your kind of place.

I feel like I need to have cards made with this quote on it to hand out whenever someone asks me why I'm single.

Also A-list basically means you paid $10 for one of you to get auto-check-in. If you wanted A-list treatment, you should have coughed up the extra $20 to get you all checked in together.

I have never watched this show, so I had no idea who played the grandmother before watching the clip, so when Vi came in I really had to try hard to remember she wasn't going to come up with some manipulative scheme to kill both the baby and the mother. Given that this clip ends right after she shows up, I don't know…

I recommend but turn off in app purchases before you download. And if you ever feel tempted to turn them on, delete the app. That's kind of a good rule for all these games with ways to buy your way through the game.

Thank you for bringing this .gif into our lives.

That was my favorite part of the whole thing...she's clearly not going to do business with him but he won't stop asking for pictures of her, ostensibly for his own personal use. It made me want to contact this guy and give him my instagram, which is entirely artsy vacation photos, off-kilter pics of alcoholic…

Beyoncé has ousted Oprah from the #1 spot in the Forbes Celebrity 100. There is unease and foreboding in the air this morn.

For the sake of yourself and anyone else living in the structure, maybe consider something like this as a holiday present next year: http://www.target.com/p/white-bug-va…

I totally agree! I have one Mormon friend on FB who's also super preachy because she's a convert who just thanked God for the fact that a recent medical bill was like 1/6 what she thought it would be...when that would have been the perfect "Thanks, Obama!" moment. Nope...God totally took his time to lower her health…

Annie Golden is also currently in the ensemble of Violet on Broadway and performed at the Tonys as one of the choir members in the number with Sutton Foster. It was in keeping with my OITNB-themed weekend.

Cristine Milioti for Belle. We owe it to her after that bullshit ending to HIMYM. And she's starred on Broadway, so she could carry it.

Nice oblique Les Miserables reference! This dude is no Jean Valjean.

Thank you for creating/finding that gif! I knew as soon as she said the line that I would probably need it, but I've been too busy/sick to figure out how to make a gif.

So, I was just on vacation with a friend in France and at some point I was in the bathroom down the hall from the TV while she was watching it and I heard about the first 5 seconds and was like, "OMG, how did you find Perfect Strangers?!" and came running...only to find it was an episode of Family Guy that played the…

I was a sophomore in college, watching with my equally obsessed roommate. Someone pulled the fire alarm in the dorm next door with about 5 minutes left just to be a dick and those who actually left came running to our building to find a TV. I still tear up every time I happen to catch that episode. I didn't agree…

Mom?! I had no idea you wrote for Jezebel under the name "Hillary Crosley". Wow!