If Elizabeth Berkeley doesn't do a number to "I'm So Excited," then we, as a society, have failed and we should just let the Chinese take over.

Good news! I found the original youtube post and the cat is fine.

I really want to assume that he/she is ok since someone posted it. Though now with this photoshop business this cat will likely have an eating disorder.

Now we're giving cats body image issues??!! WTF. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF TEH KITTEHS?!

I actually turned "prostitution-whore" into a verb recently. Here, I'll use it in a sentence: My friend prostitution-whored herself at a bar a few weeks ago. Translation: She flipped a table of drinks onto herself.

You need to watch the one with the holiday armadillo. Ross makes a big deal about teaching Ben about Hanukah.

Just when I thought I couldn't love this show anymore. I'm so into this.

Totally understand your feelings, but there are a couple things to remember here. First, there is no good way to do this. It's going to be terrible for her no matter what, but I think personally better in the long run. And whether or not you knew or whether or not you tell her anonymously, she will blame whoever…

Wow...ok. I gotta go with tell her. He's a lying sack of shit. Better to know before they have kids or something. Everything he ever told you is bullshit and probably everything he tells her is, too. I'm sorry if this hurts, but you don't marry someone else and keep stringing another person along if you love…

Here's what I think (hope) is happening here. I'm gonna call this "troll casting". They've picked up on Jezzies' impeccable ability to cast important female roles (male roles, too, but we're especially good at the strong women ones, I think, because Hollywood is often so very bad at it) and so they leaked this…

I wish I could recommend this 100 times. Even Joey used them right at least once! (not in this example though).

Good movie, but he listed it first on a list of movies he really "identifies with". That's...something different for sure :). That'd be like me saying instead of "I really love Orange is the New Black", "I really identify with the characters in that show." Would instantly make me wonder what crime the person had…

Actually if you're only considering people over 90% you're maybe limiting yourself. I just went on my first OK Cupid date ever last night with a 68%. But that's because he's only answered like 15 questions (I've answered like 400+ because I was super bored for a week at work once) and the ones that were…

Some people do need it. Others just like having confirmation. I don't thinking liking the idea of being attractive to strangers is inherently sad. Depends how important it is to a person.

I actually am on Tinder. Part of it is just fun. My friend says it's a good way to get a bunch of guys to confirm that you are attractive. I actually arranged a meet-up with a guy on from Tinder once, but then when he showed up it just felt so forced that I sent him away. I had him meet me and my friend at a bar…

Yeah, I mean...that guy is either a really good actor or he is actually drunk...I think...but I really don't know either. I've also been wondering how this whole process works actually. Do they find people who know shit about these people first and then get them drunk or do they get people they know to read up on…

Can we please talk about how she's not wearing a bra? How did her people/Oprah allow that? The first 10 minutes of this interview should have been Oprah taking her to a bra fitting. Maybe I'm just picky because I finally did that a couple weeks ago, but her boobs need support. How can we trust her to stay clean if…

The pink headband goat reminds me of this.
Parkour!

Show them this and they'll learn to fear the wrath of the Knope.

I have actually never lived under a rock and never heard of it before now. So there you go.