Pro tip: the word SPOILER should go before the spoiler, not after it. Some of us haven't read the book. Also some of those same some won't be watching the movie either, so I don't particularly care, but in case someone does :).

So...does this give higher or lower ratings for more thrusts? My only worry here is that this will lead to a homogenous and often wrong definition of good sex. Not everyone likes the same pace and some people prefer different paces at different times. Jackhammer sex isn't for everyone all the time and guys shooting…

Haha! As chance would have it, I've spent a lot of time this week texting my recently divorced friend to coaching her through several match.com dating situations. They're really very luck we exist.

I think a good middle ground is to ask people to not take pictures of the ceremony. The photog should be able to take a nice wide shot of that without seeing everyone's arms up in the air with their phones.

I know right?!!! I had no idea. I mean, I knew about the blow job part, but the clit in the throat thing was news to me. I can't believe they thought about the logic of it that much. In a way, it's almost refreshing that they created a premise focused on the woman's pleasure rather than the man's. #jaded

Obviously the Jet pride did not carry over to the next generation.

Ha, obvs I google image searched after seeing this and his name did NOT autopopulate. LIAR! I was totally into it until I had to finish typing his name in google myself. Major lady boner killer.

My thoughts exactly. Way to give her ideas, Erin. Go outside, turn around 3 times, and spit. NOW.

I will admit to hooking up with a Republican elected official and telling my friends it was out of curiosity because I kinda wanted to see if it would lead to a dick pic. He's a local elected somewhere right now but he has aspirations/potential and, um, the plan worked! Only it got weird having random dick pics and…

Yup. I don't love all the changes they made for the movie but I'm glad they changed that part!

To be fair, I think when I looked up the real story of the charges that was a rumor at the time, not just her wacky idea. Those English folk in ye olden times had filthy minds.

I have never, ever spontaneously and sincerely said, "Oh no he didn't!" in my life until this moment, but that Simon Cowell story did it.

Completely understand. Priorities are important.

Link? I've only seen the sexting name generator and it gave me Javier Menace, but I'd much prefer a mistress one.

I'm in.

The only thing I can figure about her upbeat demeanor is that someone is doing to her what my aunts are doing to my grandma: dosing her iced tea with lots of Prozac.

Sure but any job application requires references.

Then the professional thing to do is submit an 8x10 glossy dick pic with your resume/list of chicks you've banged on the back. Obviously.