I'm in.

The only thing I can figure about her upbeat demeanor is that someone is doing to her what my aunts are doing to my grandma: dosing her iced tea with lots of Prozac.

Sure but any job application requires references.

Then the professional thing to do is submit an 8x10 glossy dick pic with your resume/list of chicks you've banged on the back. Obviously.

I imagine that Hillary has invited Huma over for cocktails after this mess and she'll make her feel better by saying something like, "OMG, can you imagine if cell phone cameras existed in the 90s?! Thank God for small favors, amirite?!" And then they'll laugh and laugh and keep working on Hillary's 2016 campaign plan.

I feel like there is a real possibility that somewhere, someday soon, probably in a private karaoke room full of female DNC interns, Bill Clinton will actually sing this song.

I'm guessing it's the same hubris that makes him think women want to see his dick and that there won't be consequences for sending those pics to consenting and non-consenting women alike as a public official.

Oh, there is. And it's painful. Fun-fact: getting hit in the ovary is roughly the equivalent of a man getting hit in the balls.

You're right, so I guess the issue is that the supply is free to the vendors rather than having to purchase locally.

Haiti is a really interesting example of this happening where the clothing comes full circle, but I think this happens all over (i.e. other developing countries, too). I was in Liberia once for work (only travel experience in a developing country) and my coworkers and I played NCAA conference Bingo. We found all of…

Dude, if you're driving in that part of DC regularly, you (or the people you think you're sticking up for) are the real villain/idiot here. Whatever other issues you want to gripe about, sure, but that 1 block of Vermont that is a stone's throw from 3 Metro lines really shouldn't be one of them :).

I can think if one instance when I was called a feminist in a clearly sexist way.

holy shit!!

Makes you wonder how many of these messages she sent out. That should be a sign to a logical person but whatever.

My favorite part of this whole this that this bitch thinks she'll have a chance to get back at them because she'll totally be invited to this person's wedding.

I think it depends where you are. In a city where tons of people are on OKC, I think less so. If you're in an area that's heavy on young marrieds and you choose the freebie app over something like Match, maybe? I dunno really, I just get the sense it's more mainstream in major cities. I've used OKC and never for…

Is this hazing? This feels like hazing. I feel like between the celebrity booze and the rape threats Lindy's already paid her dues...Frankly, this is exactly what interns are for. Lindy could just observe and write-up their reactions.

I would say I'm against shot guns (or any guns) that are specifically intended to be used on humans and not for any military purpose. Hunting is a whole other thing. But they're not handing these out so the women can go hunting.

When I worked at...um...let's go with Ancient Army...in high school, redressing the mannequins was one of my favorite things. Back then at least, we only pinned things when the x-small or 0 or whatever wasn't available or to hold a purse or something on the thing. But that was before their mannequins got all famous…

"smaller penises were less likely to acquire sexually transmitted diseases"