As I was reading I assumed Hallmark Channel, Oxygen, or Lifetime...when I got to the part about "theaters" I nearly spit water all over my keyboard.

Oh great...another woman with amazing arms I would kill for (but not actually exercise for) making me feel inferior. Bitch.

And that nurse with the kid that was dating Luca on ER

Don't be silly...that's totally different. That only applies to women. Not at all relevant here because he has a dick, as he clearly demonstrated.

Also I'm pretty sure it's OK at the House of Haagen Daas. Though I would also assume she could get her own damn pint rather than locking him in a room to steal his.Taking this train of thought even further (i.e. too far) they should probably have special logo Pint Pals (http://www.pint-pal.com/custom_printin…) for…

I clicked on this story only to see what Tom Hardy gif you'd come up with for it. Well played, sir.

I actually had better sex ed in catholic school in 5th grade than in my public HS in a very Christian area. I mean, I guess they might have been similar, but I don't remember getting any new information in HS that I didn't get in 5th grade. Though, to be fair, in 5th grade you're still at the stage where your…

PSA: There is nothing safe about flavored condoms if you have sensitivities/allergies to fragrances and such.

I was more amused by the fact that kid wasn't even born when that song came out and knows all the words, not because he's a white kid rapping. And I still remember all the words to that part 20 years later, so I could relate. I remember sitting around with my girlfriends listening to it on cassette and trying to…

I was on the fence until the last part with the TLC rap singalong. Sold.

Fun fact: When Harry Met Sally is my fav rom-com to watch alone (or with other single friends) on Valentines Day because it reaffirms my faith that things will work out when it's meant to be yet I am never jealous of Meg Ryan or Carrie Fischer because Billy Crystal and Bruno Kirby just aren't my type :). Also bad 80s…

She was later overheard trying to barter for transportation, saying to passersby, "Anything you want done, baby, I'll do it, naturally."

Regarding her behavior, It's Not Right, But It's OK apparently since they didn't charge her.

RE the calls to the cops, I could see how someone making a call about an address would not necessarily be asked the name of the homeowner/resident (and if they were people who didn't know Castro, they wouldn't offer it), so the cops might not have realized this was the home of a someone with a record of violence. If…

It's the cardi that looks like it comes out of the Gap holiday collection that's messing with my brain the most. Like...whuck?

Honestly, Jon Hamm is so damn handsome, I really can't fault the girl. Also, she is one of the few people who have seen him hit rock bottom (not just drunk rock bottom but emotional rock bottom) and their dynamic is interesting. So any plot that throws them together more I'm in favor of as a viewer. If she was a…

I had found her potentially interesting for like 30 seconds like an episode or two ago, but now she's back to being blegh.

Ugh, that's right! That guy is the worst!

Scraggles wanted to raise their kids in a place with more different kinds of people around and noted that he knew someone who had bought a run down place in the west 80s for cheap and fixed it up because the area was changing so much. Apparently they immediately went out and followed suit. That's kind of a big…

I know! I don't work in advertising but I work at a small consulting firm and left my previous small firm because the opportunities were limited and promises were never kept. It was hard to leave the only job I'd ever had and a place where I'd grown and learned so much, but I had to find a new place to keep from…