This might be the best thing ive ever read on gawker. My day is made. Now if they could just make her a working lightsaber so she can cut in half anyone who messes with her…

This is a good post, but it clearly wasnt written by jason. I dont know how many words were written but not one of them was the word suikoden, so youre busted, imposter!!

Should you buy this? YES. Should you play they copy you bought? NO.

I wooped batmans aaaaass!

Why? Heres a simple formula:

Apple would never sell any phone for 350 because to much of there customers buy iphones so other people can see that they use not a cheap phone.

Look, there were some people who were like “mirrors edge sucks!”, or “um, yeah, it was pretty good.” But if dice wanted to make a game for people that truely loved ME they would have made a relativly cheep downloadable game that was only and focusing on the time trials but waaaay better. Do you remember playing tony…

Some things to keep in consideration:

I love how you say things like ‘brought forth (perhaps unintentionally) memories of the 1991 Luby’s Cafeteria shooting in Killeen, Texas.’ like you just remembered that while playing the game and didnt spend time on google looking up shootings so you could sound like someone who gives a shit.

God, im so glad I dont give a shit about starwars anymore.

Lore is the exact thing that separates fans of something that are nerds or non nerds. The reason lore is so important to nerds is that unlike normal fans, who experiance immersion and escape through a well told story with an engaging and interesting plot and characters, and experiance that escape on a short term basis…

I cant wait for in 10 years when people watch clips of these shows on the net and shake their heads in shame..and then claim to their friends that they ‘always’ thought they were stupid.

Sorry, but youre completely wrong. You cant determine if someone truely wishes to end their life by whether or not they do. Every animal on the planet has a very powerful instinct to preserve their own life. Humans, because of our evolved rational capabilities, are the only animal that can over ride that instinct. But…

Um..Im pretty sure porn is the reason you boot up your pc in the morning. Jus sayin.

Im soo sick of hearing about a game as sexist and offensive to woman and the potrayal of woman as Dragons Crown!!! Wait- this is from metal gear? Well then.. Kojimas a genius!!!

I love the idea of honar in games cause games much like the old days you talk about are not real.

ps. J/k!

Thanks for showing me what the first 5 minutes of this game is like when an annoying person talks over it, saying absolutely nothing of importance or value about the game, reading the text like he was a ten year old reading to a five year old, and making it perfectly clear that he holds the belief that no human being…

Wow, this poster is really dumb (cause no teenager is going to care or be affected by it) but the reaction to it seems kind of dumb too. The poster doesn’t seem to be saying something to girls ( such as, if you have sex, you are not any of these words) but to boys. You know, typical teenage boys who will tell the…

Devs and publishers need to stop looking at things as paid (to them) vs free. Emulators almost always offer a better product and experiance. Companies put in as little money and effort into rereleases because they like to think its the only option available to honest gamers. Ignoring all of the technology available…