Good lord, how many years of schooling does it take before you get the job of 'spend all day on steams website till you find something to write half a paragraph about'

"In the next few years... we're going to see more and more AAA-quality games on mobile and a change in core gamer opinions on mobile games."

Oooooooh. Now I get it. And I still don't care.

Reason #287366 the mainstream still doesn't take video games seriously : AAA games with characters that move like the puppets from Team America. But the holodeck is right around the corner, right guys? Seriously, watch the video with the sound off, it's even better. Enjoy your fantasy world that is less real to a…

Luke, why are you framing this like this is drm from ubisoft. Why don't you do some work and find out how many people on their forums were caught doing this. I bet its somewhere between 1 and 2. "It's not the best means of anti-piracy I've ever seen on PC"

You are all idiots. Every single person in these comments.

BAYONETTA PC SEGA PLEASE NOW THANK YOU!

Caska's least favorite entry.

Masturbating while being hit by a tazer is not a pleasurable as I thought it would be. I mean as you would think it would be. I heard.

Well, to be super-super-pedantic, to go on a true insane masturbatory rampage you have have to climb the side of a building and hit it with your fist till it collapses-while masturbating.

Im pretty sure right after that moment two men in white coats came up and were like 'mr. Johnson, there you are! How do you keep getting out?!'

this show is adorable and makes me wish I was a lesbian.

Can you just start adding links of where i can torrent the game? Every review should just be: (name of game) (link to torrent) Hey, give it a try! love, kotaku!

my question is, is KD really an asshole, self centered, piece of shit and hes just selling a nice guy brand to make money? If so, how do you know this? This artical doesnt really point to any shitty behaior on KDs part, just good or normal behavior that the writer shits on because of his own assumptions. All top pro…

When did i ever say she was at fault for something.

How does a guy know its unwanted behavior (aka harrasment) before the fact? Honest question. The guys who just called stuff out at her as she walked by I get, but the guys who were actually talking to her as she walked were throwing their dicks out and trying to get laid. I can completely understand a woman who isnt…

This guy has either never had sex with a woman or he has had sex with every woman hes ever met

How do you expect someone to prove it was consentual? Every woman ive punched hasnt put their consent into writing, but they were all asking for it! seriously, how can you not interpert 'get your budweiser outa the fridge your goddamn self' as 'i give you my permission to give me a loving face punch'?

Wow, i love cave games and would have cabs in my home if i could afford it regardless of what anyone thought about it. However, as a ma you have to at least understand that pac-man knuckle tatoos = no sex of any kind with a woman ever. Seriously, a guy with a RAPE knuckle tatoo he got in prison would have a better…

I dont condone people being mean in any way on or offline, but this is horse shit. People say things online like I'm going to kill you, you're going to die, I know where you live, etc. They even go so far as to post an address. I'm pretty sure making threats like that is illegal and if its not, it should be. However,…