You have not lived if, while waiting at a stoplight with a hangover and mildly murderous intent, you have not seen the rear windshield of a 15 year-old Subaru disintegrate and fall into the hatch after an onslaught of bass. It is one of the few occasions in life where schadenfreude truly is life-affirming. Still…

yeah, cause a 3400 lbs front wheel drive sedan surely has the same driving characteristics as a purpose built rally homologation special that weighs 400 lbs less.....

You think that a 4500lb Camry with 30 more horsepower will be faster than a 2800lb YarisGR?

This is Sunset & Olive drive, Olive is a one-way street that only goes away from the Pedantry Residences here. The next-closest north-south two-way street is La Cienega because the block this is on is extra long for more pointless hotels on that overlook, so if you don’t like La Cienega you have to go all the way to…

Nope. I made the mistake of clicking on the last of these videos posted by Jalopnik, and my YouTube suggestions were crammed with their stupid 1ST WASH IN 27 YEARS!!! or 1ST WASH IN 44 YEARS!!! videos for a goddamn week.

This is absolutely horrific, and I have no interest in ever owning/driving one of these...

“I’ve done the alignment a dozen times and it still pulls to the right.”

Aside from assuming facts not in evidence— the author may not even be in school debt, or even if she is, her chosen career may be perfectly capable to rendering those debt (and retirement investment) concerns moot— the fact is, life is a terminal condition, and it is absolutely not worth living unless you take the…

Now the Coast Guard, one of the five service branches of the U.S. military...

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

Isn’t that what’s become of Jalopnik?

I remember when Jalopnik used to enjoy and encourage car culture 

Woooo my video is on Jalopnik. I have achieved beyond my expectations.

Honestly, this whole debate is dumb.

“Joe Biden is Good News”

it’s a detail video, not a restoration.

I spent this summer working partially outdoors, always masked. One client was a manager of a Jaguar dealership. I was familiar with this dealership and its glorious air conditioned, spotless service bay. He told me the mechanics didn’t wear masks because you “can’t do manual labor and wear a mask”... while I was…

They were very keen on trying to preserve those fragile paper stickers.

Who said anything about Tesla and their imaginary-for-now Roadster?

“Where do these cars go when they’re 4 months old?”