Yeah, you’re right. I just get pissed off when I hear about stuff like this.

How pathetic do you have to be to rob a 90 year old woman? Yes, we need criminal justice reform. However, every time I hear about something like this, I get illogical and think, “no, just lock the fucker up in a cage and let him suffer.”

I’d never vote for Gary Johnson, but he’s one hell of a lot better than Ron Paul.

Johnson is such an incredible goofball that he’s strangely endearing. His eyes dart back and forth and his head trembles every time he speaks, like some kind of anteater on meth.

Oh, Silber was a real jerk. I’m surprised no one has brought him up during this election in comparison to Trump, although I guess that was a long time ago and memory is short.

More like 50%...

The conspiracy theorists would say that neither Bernie nor Johnson is beholden to the King of Spain, the Bilderberg Group, the Bohemian Grove, the Likud Government of Israel, the Dutch Royal Family, and the rest of the “International global elite.”

Weld won the gubernatorial election in Massachusetts in the early 90's after running against a Trump-like character named John Silber- the president of BU at the time. Weld was a decent governor, taking over during a recession and at a very minimum not getting in the way of a statewide economic boom. He’s a patrician…

That’s an obvious first step, and I’m sure any good doctor would recommend eating well and exercising as a pre requisite for any kind of body sculpting, surgical or other. However, what would you say about a person who used to be 300 pounds, for example, and who is now in great shape but with tons of loose skin? Or,…

The problem is that so many parties at big universities take place in houses off campus, which are completely out of the control of campus police. Colleges like Oberlin or Grinnell are the exceptions. Most universities are in medium to large towns and cities like Madison, Boston or Los Angeles, where the line between…

In McDowell County, you can head up holler and squat in an abandoned trailer for free.

For the average sex worker, $10,000 is a fuck load of money for a night of sex. Although, for a known porn star, I suppose $10,000 sounds about right.

Perhaps scraping out the young boy’s eye while alive wasn’t enough punishment for saying hello to a woman.

Dear Alex Jones, Ron Paul, and Donald Trump,

Oh, for the time being, it’s going to be a blast watching these guys dig themselves out of this pit they’ve dug.

Actually, I’d prefer a two party system. It’s up to the Republicans to reinvent themselves.

Donald,

Yes, I know. Which is why Russian citizens wish they could have an election like ours.

For better or worse, the world really is getting a phenomenal lesson in democracy from watching the entire last year and a half unfold live. Most Russians likely wish Putin had an adversary as smart and tough as Hillary.

This is what happens when a party eschews critical thinking for forty years and tosses out rotten red meat to the masses without expecting anyone will get food poisoning.