I ran (or the seated equivalent, which is to grab my phone quickly) to retweet that. The fact that they left that tiny bit of Ralph’s squeal in is the icing on the cake.

Me personally? Many, many things. However, hating Trump is not one of them.

I wouldn’t have claws for concern.

This was my exact first thought as well.

Opinions are like assholes: everyone’s stinks except your own.

“Ninety-five per cent of people agree: this Kool-Aid is delicious!”

I love chewy bacon, to be honest. My standard weekend breakfast is chewy bacon, then cook home fries in the leftover bacon grease, then scrambled eggs in the bacon grease. Not as bacon-saturated as it sounds!

That IS a terrific article. Thank you for sharing!

OK, which of you had Oct. 22 in the “Trump compares impeachment proceedings to being lynched” pool?

I still say “Hell no” to people in (my terrible version of) Bart’s voice when he declined the birthday song from Wall E. Weasel.

I don’t know how much that settlement ended up costing him, but even after losing the bulk of a quarter billion dollars, Jackson Avery (Grey’s Anatomy) should still be on the list, right?

This is an intensive comment.

Wait... the impulse here was not to fix the error, but to paper over it with new music and a different opening message? That’s... something else.

Pretty demanding for a baby seal.

“We have diversity! We have skin colours in eggshell, ivory, cream AND vanilla!”

+64 Miller Lites.

I came precisely for this.

“It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society.” —Jiddu Krishnamurti

Those are two of my favourites to use (I’m nowhere near this kid’s level, though), so it was nice to see them get some love.

Bob tried to yoink them back, a struggle was had, the mushrooms fell to the ground, a truck ran them over, end of mushrooms... until Gene revealed in the car that he sock-stashed three, which, with Bob’s half a mushroom, makes 3.5 Wooly Neptunes.