I’ve always loved that semi-sad smile and the “Can’t do it, Sally” line from Duvall. He’s even affectionate to his old friend, but his hands are tied.

“What do you care, you shoe polish-smelling motherfucker?”

Ben and Jerry are making a special edition Lemony Larceny (“so good, it’s criminal!”) flavour for just this purpose.

As much as I feel like they’re going to keep trying to institutionalise fear of Black people as a legal defence until it sticks, I’m glad the right verdict was delivered here.

There is a nonzero chance that Rudy will threaten to suck the House Stenographer’s blood.

Saddest celeb to be a loud Trump supporter still has to be Kevin Sorbo or Scott Baio, right?

Oh, for sure, man.

+1 Whitey whacker.

I’m voting for BLUWAFFL, myself.

Lo Cain unfortunately has a leg like lo mein right now.

I’ve been steadily playing an ostensibly F2P mobile game for three years, and I haven’t spent a dime in that time. I’m now no means in the top tier of players, but I’m competitive. However, the number of truly competitive F2P players in this game, I can MAYBE count on two hands. I know it’s a total scam, and there are…

“...of course, Maxine Waters.”

The number has not yet been invented for odds that long.

That’s what I said about the cigar my sister’s father-in-law had in his breast pocket at her wedding reception. Of course, he’s Italian-American.

I thought this was an article about Diane Warren at first.

No, it just means that Tom Steyer has seven relatives in California.

Sorry I didn’t note that, but yes. Red is capital-L Liberal (which is really more centrist, but at least it’s solidly to the left of the Democrats). The real left wing in Canada is occupied mostly by the NDP (orange) and the Greens (guess).

I live in PEI, which is pretty deeply red (federally speaking, anyway), and I think it’ll stay that way for this election. Of course, PEI has something like 0.4% of the national population, so grain of salt, etc.

Tail-end Gen Xer here, and I’ve got $50 on the millennials.

I am “says ‘Jeez Louise’ unironically several times a day” white, and I only lasted about 80 seconds.