#ThanksObrada

I had dumb fun watching ‘The Meg.’ Now, ‘47 Meters Down Uncaged’ (and fuck them for not putting a colon after ‘Down’) is a horrendous movie, and there is a nonzero chance that, as we speak, the director is introducing himself as a sex offender to his new neighbours by court order.

Shouldn’t have taken that left off the roof, Hans.

I married into a large family; my wife is significantly older than I am, with eight children from a previous marriage. As such, they have their own ever-evolving shared language and references, so an offhand comment of “Easy, beast!” when trying to cool down an intense moment became the mythical band Easy and the…

I’ve had to deploy the “I would like to speak to your manager” thing exactly once in recent memory: last winter, I called Canadian Tire (I’m an American living in PEI) and asked them to put four winter tires aside for me, and I’d be by in a few days to buy them; at the time, I was working 12-hour days four days a…

That was a super cool read. Thank you for that!

Ninety-five per cent of what I drink is water, and I still picked Aimee’s list. It was that good.

Just coming into this overstuffed (yet somehow, all correct) thread to say that I’m glad that no one has said Blues Traveler. Remember the mass delusion of 1994 when we all thought we liked them? *shudder*

Yeah, but can I still double my HP in the first five minutes? If so, sold. If not... hell, sold anyway.

I don’t think it could have gone very far. Keep the search to England.

This kept them out of Miami. Looks like they’ll need it to keep them in Miami.

Legendary left-leaning rant in exchange for singing? Win-win!

Intergluteal Cleft could only open for the Butthole Surfers.

You WHAT? I never knew that! I don’t know if I’ll ever play FF8 again (loved it, but FF12 will be the first FF game I get for the Switch), but thanks for it! I’m glad that I now know this, and I can’t wait to forget it just before I start playing FF8 again!

Definitely plausible, but I can’t possibly bring myself to think that Trump gives one-half of one per cent of a fuck about the Bahamas.

I passed up the chance to see Luther Campbell at a shitty bar (as in: purported BJs under the tables in full view of all and sundry) in my home province. I don’t drink, but I should have gone just to see what may have been a very entertaining train wreck.

The presidency will never be the same. After the Trumps, the big corporations took it all over. Today it looks like Shantytown. And while the Democrats play cardboard pirates, the NRA drops the house payments and Junior’s healthcare money on the Second Amendment. In the old days, lobbyists knew your name, what you…

Many, many more people than those who starred yours. Myself included.

That’s a great way to put it. I’ve been thinking that it’s not so much that Dave Chappelle has changed into Denis Leary, it’s that he’s atrophied into Denis Leary.

He’s also a fuckless cent.