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At least Fredo took his impending death with some dignity.

That’s fucked up about your sister. They should have absolutely given her valedictorian honours; that’s what would have caught peoples’ eyes on CVs. Fuck the numerical rank.

It’s also a very good point you made about the percentages; my graduating class was 450+, so even if I finished 9th, I would have still made the

I was a third-place white boy HS graduate myself, and I’ve always been grateful for that (no speeches!). Now I wonder if I would have said anything if they tried this crap (knowing what I know now, I definitely would have, but I’d at least like to think that I would have raised a stink over 20 years ago), though most

I’ll just skip to the plus side: on the plus side, Trump used the word “untenable” correctly in the resignation letter that he wrote for William Barr.

Nice name/GIF synergy.

Every cop:

...they are not the leader of the free world, no Poppa Doc. That’s an 8 Mile reference.

My wife and I saw one of the F&F movies for shiggles around the same time we saw Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. We remarked at how some of the noted priorities could have come from either movie’s protagonists, and with just as much eloquence: “Home. Family. Future.”

But goddamned if we’re not gonna watch this at some

If three pick mints, the fourth one wins. I voted Allison.

Also, in addition to some of the choices in the comments, I’d have gone with Riesens as a dark horse pick.

The best part of that was “LUUUKE.”

I have about 15 pairs of boxers, wear one a day, and do laundry every week. I rotate by putting the newly-washed boxers in the back of the drawer. I only wear black crew socks, because I can wear them for both work and not-work.

It’s forever Tuesday.

I have two stories of gaming with my immediate family:

Fallen was good. William Barr is not.

Extending this analogy, does that make “No Collusion!” Trump’s “DJ Khaled!” or (taking it further back) his “sixty minutes of funk!”?

On the list of most harmful stereotypes of this past century, “gamers are emotionally stunted etc.” isn’t even on the first page.

BOOT-edge-edge.

That is heartwarming, and will stay my hand at least once when it moves toward self-expatriation. Thank you for that.

Which, as a whole, puts the “we’re the REAL America!” thing (one of the right-wing tropes that infuriates me the most) right in the projection column.